Thursday, March 8, 2018

I'm all made of hinges!

I'm all made of hinges!  And doorknobs!  And newly painted kitchen cabinets!  But now NOTHING bends!  #supersoremusclesallover!

You may remember that when we moved into our house, THIS is what the doorknobs looked like:

Very old brass doorknobs.  They were flaking little bits of metal off and felt just gross to touch!  Their shape was dated and out of style!

At first, I tried the cheapest update I could find!

$10 doorknobs from the most inexpensive manufacturer.  I installed several of these and thought they would be good enough.  But over the course of a few days, Scott and I began to hate them.  They were stiff to turn, made a lot of noise when you opened or closed a door, and just generally felt cheap in your hand.  The metal was very thin.  We decided to splurge and get really nice doorknobs for the house!

These square ones from Schlage feel SO much nicer!  They bring a fun, square, modern vibe and their insides function smoothly and quietly!  They feel good in the hand, too!  Sometimes going frugal just doesn't cut it!  And this was one of those times!

Previously, the house had no locking interior doors.  Not for bedrooms or bathrooms.  We bought the right kind of doorknobs for the right kind of door!  Closets don't lock.  Bedrooms and bathrooms do!

 I LOVE these doorknobs!  They make me happy every time I see them and every time I open a door!  They lend a touch of elegance to our otherwise boring flat-paneled doors!  And just seem to fit the house!

Of course, when you change out doorknobs, you sometimes have to change out hinges!  The old antique brass hinges just didn't look right with our new modern nickel doorknobs---so we changed all of the hinges out, too!  Three hinges per door---Six screws out, Six screws in, for every hinge---for EVERY DOOR IN THE HOUSE!!!  It was a LOT of work, but it's very nice to have the whole house matching and feeling updated!

Next up was the KITCHEN!!

This is what our kitchen looked like when we moved in.  It's not a very big kitchen.  And you may not be able to tell in this picture, but the appliances are bright white and the cabinets were painted a dingy off-white.

Besides being a dingy off-white, the cabinets had been touched up with the wrong color paint!  The original paint job had not been done very well and cracks were showing in most of the doors.  And, of course, I didn't care for the antique brass knobs and hinges.  I longed for something more modern!

There was also an ancient and rusty almond-colored range hood hovering above the cooktop.  It sounded like a thousand elephants stampeding when you turned it on and since it doesn't vent to the outside, it blew hot air right in your face when you cooked!

All these things needed to change!!!

I started by removing all of the cabinet doors!  It turned out they had been attached with some really funky hinges called "double de-mountable 3/8" inset" hinges.  Double de-mountable hinges attach to the doors by sliding into a carefully cut out slot on the cabinet door and on the cabinet face.  It was a common thing back in the 70's but not so popular, now!  But because the doors and cabinet face had these special cutouts---there was no way to switch hinge styles!

These special hinges were hard to find in a new finish!  We wanted to update to a brushed nickel and finally found some at the local Menards home store.  We bought all they had.  Twice.  Over a period of 3 weeks.  And then we finally had enough!  I could have ordered them online from a different source, but they were twice as much!

The cabinet doors were numbered and laid out on a large paper-covered table.  Because it is still winter, I didn't think I could paint successfully in the garage.  So I painted a few doors at a time in the dining room.  The process went like this:

Scrub the doors front and back.
Sand the doors front and back.
Prime the doors front and back.
Fill the cracks.
Paint 2 coats on the back.
Paint 2 coats on the front.
And wait in between for everything to dry!

I could only do 7 doors at a time because of my limited table space.  It took days and days and days!


Bright White cabinets in the kitchen!!!

And a new super-quiet brushed nickel range hood to match!

We thought we would go with a cabinet bar pull instead of a knob---but when we compared them, the square nickel knobs really looked best!

I love my newly painted cabinets!  They are a breath of fresh air and crisp and clean and looking almost like new!!!

NEXT PROJECT:  Painting the walls white and replacing the electrics!

Remember these icky dingy plugs?

They are currently being replaced by bright white ones!  And proper GFCI plugs for the kitchen will be installed, too!  Thanks to my Electrical Wiring Wizard Hubby!!

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

I'm Batty For YOU!!!

It's been quite the year!  I haven't written in this blog since 2016!  There have been numerous ups and downs---a lot of trials and worries---but we are still alive, still kicking, and still moving forward!

Speaking of moving, here we are in KANSAS!!!  Who would have thought we would ever live in Kansas?!  Not me!  We've lived West.  We've lived East.  We've lived North.  We've lived South.  So I guess it is only fitting that we live smack dab in the MIDDLE!  Kansas is about as close as you can get to the very center of the United States!

It would be too hard to update everything we've experienced in the last year and a half---so I'll jump right in with where we are today!  We've bought a house in Kansas!  We were determined NOT to buy a fixer-upper this time.  We didn't want to pay too much, but we didn't want to spend our lives fixing things--like we did with the "Money Pit" in Minnesota.  This house is supposed to be mildly in need of updating, but not have anything major wrong with it.  I was ready to just have some FUN making it mine!

But then we went BATTY!!! About a week after we moved in, we heard a loud chitter chatter coming from the ceiling of the living room!  It wasn't like any other sound I had heard before.  Almost an electronic sound.  I went straight to the internet to identify it---and sure enough, we had BATS!!!  And the reason we could hear them so well was because there were tiny gaps against the vaulted ceiling beams!  Gaps that led straight to the attic!  Those tiny gaps would prove more problematic than we ever could imagine!

Do you see the gaps?!  Neither did we!  Neither did the home inspector!

We immediately called our new best friends, Critter Control employees, Shane and Chad!

They came the next day with bravery and solutions!  They first did a total inspection of the outside of the house!  Then they did an inspection of the inside of the house.  Then an inspection of the attic.  Unfortunately, there isn't really a real attic above the vaulted ceiling.  There is just room enough up there between the roof and the ceiling for tiny animals---like BATS!  On the other side of the house---where the real attic is---there seemed to be no sign of the bats.  The other side of the house is where the bedrooms are.

Our Critter Control friends came and sealed up every possible outside entry point for bats into the attic space of our house.  Bats can squeeze into a space that is only 1/4 to 1/2 inches wide!  Critter Control found a hole where the top of the stone chimney meets the roof.  It looked like the bats had made their regular entry and exit there.  It was hard to tell---because it is winter---and bats go into a sort of semi-hibernation in the winter.  But they put a one way exit there.  A one-way exit that is really just a tube.  Bats can crawl out of it---but they won't figure out how to crawl back up into it!

It looks something like this.  A wire tube attached around the hole the bats come out.  And everywhere else, they caulked tightly shut!

We thought we were getting rid of the bats professionally and we calmed down!  It might take until spring to totally rid the attic of them---because they only go out and about on warm days.  We hadn't heart them chittering and chirping anymore, so we stopped worrying.

Then Valentine's Day came!  How romantic!  We had a lovely dinner, and that night, we snuggled down into our warm covers and turned on the Olympics!  It was figure skating.  We felt safe and warm and romantic and happy!

That's when a bat decided to take a different exit from his bat cave!  He found the other side of the house and a tiny hole into our warm and snuggly BEDROOM and came right in to join our Valentine's fun!

Swooping and diving and scaring us right out of our minds!

We ran out of the room and called our Critter Control guy.  It was late.  On Valentine's evening.  But he talked to us and calmed us down and said to put towels at the bottom of the door so it couldn't escape and they would be by in the morning.  We slept in a different room.  Not very well.

When they arrived in the morning, they looked like this!

Bats aren't cute.  They aren't adorable.  They aren't romantic!  They may eat mosquitoes, but that isn't enough  to recommend them!  Not when they carry rabies!  And they aren't welcome in my house!  Not in my attic!  Not in my living room!  Not in my BEDROOM!!!!

The last few days have been spent with our friends from Critter Control!  They looked in every nook and cranny of our bedroom to find the bat the next morning.  But Mr. Romantic Bat was long gone by the time they came.  Then they took to filling in every little gap or hole or crevice in our whole house!

It's taken a few days, but we should be bat proof now.

But I'll never be sure!

Friday, June 24, 2016

The Flora and Fauna of My Homeland!

Last weekend, I went to Northern Virginia!  My homeland.  It was a joy to be in the trees and among the flora and fauna of my childhood.  I recognized the smell of the woods.  It is different than the smell of Minnesota woods.  The trees are taller.  There is more variety.  They rise up on the sides of the roads and I felt covered with a warm, safe, blanket of green!  As we visited various places and spent time with friends and family, I reveled in the nature that abounded!

Here are some of my favorite findings!

As I've already blogged about, our first stop was Arlington Cemetery.  There were so many feelings there.  But the flora and fauna were also amazing.  I had forgotten how beautifully moss and lichens grow on the bark of trees.  Virginia is very wet.  Very humid.  And I loved seeing the colors of moss and lichens painting the bottoms of each tree trunk.

The trees were huge and majestic!

This one was enormous.  And I noticed when I stood by it, that there was a wire going up behind my head.

It was probably the tallest tree around---so it had been wired for lightning!  This rather fat wire ran up through the tallest branches and down the trunk right into the ground!

I saw Magnolia trees!  Something I missed from my childhood in Virginia and our lives in North Carolina!

This was a variety of Dogwood.  Not the early bloomer that comes in white and pink.  But still a lovely friend to my heart!

Giant Locust trees with their compound leaves reached high into the sky above us!

Silver Linden trees were in bloom and smelled simply delicious!!

I'm still curious about this evergreen.  I haven't been able to identify it yet.  But look at those robust pine cones!

Up near Arlington House, there were several Mulberry trees!  All the birds in the neighborhood were fighting over the few mulberries that were already ripe!

Crows were plentiful!

After losing a fight to another crow higher in the tree, this crow was picking through the berries that had fallen on the ground.

Northern Mockingbirds abounded!

In the tops of the trees.

Or standing on gravestones.

They are so pretty when they take flight---because they have stripes of white across their wings.

Beautiful Bluejays stopped by here and there on the headstones to show off their stained-glass wing and tail feathers!

This one was missing some head feathers---not sure why.

Brown Thrashers hurried across walkways...

And into the bushes where they felt most comfortable!

After we left Arlington Cemetery, we got back on the George Washington Memorial Parkway and headed away from D.C.  What a beautiful highway!  Commuting through gorgeous towering trees seems idyllic to me!

We stopped off at a scenic overlook of the Potomac river.  A local artist had set up her easel and was painting the scenery.

Other than a business that rents kayaks, I didn't find anything too scenic at first!

Something caught my eye in the sky!  Was it a bird?  Nope.  Just a plane taking off from Reagan National Airport.

In the distance, I could see the tippy top of the Washington Monument.  And lots of tall buildings under construction.  And wait!  What is that?  Coming closer in the sky?!

Soaring on the wind currents and moving really fast, a big bird came swooshing by!  I clicked away with my camera---hoping to get a good shot!

 It wasn't until I got home, that I could look and see that I had captured a photo of an Osprey!  Osprey were once endangered because of DDT which caused them to be unable to metabolize calcium and their eggshells were too thin to survive.  Now they have come back and are readily adapting to their human neighbors.  Building nests on cell towers, bridges, or other human structures.  They eat a diet that is almost exclusively fish---so they are found only near bodies of fresh water.

Our next stop was the Claude Moore Colonial Farm.  I had visited there when I was a child and had been fascinated to learn about life in the 18th century.

The host family lives there authentically.  Planting fields, doing chores, and living as much like people would have lived in 1771.

As we walked back in time along the trail to the farm, the first animal I saw was a female Downy Woodpecker!  Just like the ones we have in our backyard in Minnesota!

Then the woods opened up to a field of barley and tobacco!

Near the tobacco barn, we met Mr. Thanksgiving and his Hen.

We also met an authentic farmer out doing his chores for the day.

In carefully stacked wooden fencing, was a rather large and friendly pig!

Sadly, we didn't have an apple or slop or anything to give him!  He was disappointed in us.

Further down the path we came to the farmhouse and kitchen garden.  The stacked wooden fence was much higher around the garden---an effort to keep out the deer!

Chickens clucked in the yard, pecking and scratching.

And our farmer showed us interesting tools from his time period.  This is a broom made from a stick of wood---where the wood has actually been scraped backward in tiny strips and tied together until it makes all the fibers of the broom.  It was old and worn down, but still functioning as a fireplace sweeper.

We saw a pitcher made out of leather.  And handmade soap and dried herbs and butter churns and the beginnings of a wooden bowl--burned out with ash and then carved from there.

Our guide told us how the farmhouse had burned down a few years back.  And that this was sadly quite common with a wooden chimney!

Walking back out of the 18th century, we saw Cardinals (Virginia's state bird!)

And endless vines and vines wrapping around vines!  I don't know what kind of vines these are--but I've only seen them in Virginia and they grow strong enough to swing from!  Like Tarzan!  (Only sometimes not---and the whole vine comes crashing down from the tallest tree on top of you! #childhoodtrauma)

We saw these fuzzy berries---which I didn't recognize---but was later told by family they are "wine berries" and make delicious jam! (And obviously, wine!)

Back in the car, we would travel down Georgetown Pike to meet up with some dear friends and go to Great Falls Park--a park along the Potomac river where I first went on a bird-watching walk with a park ranger when I was a child.  I had forgotten that day lilies grow wild along the roadways in Virginia.  No one plants them.  They just decorate the sides of the roads naturally!  Such a pretty pop of orange against a green background!

At Great Falls Park, the river is strong and wide.

The first creature I saw was a little toad---who thought he was well hidden behind a few blades of grass.

When we came to the side of the river---swarms of bugs were out on the water.

Little tiny bugs that can walk on water.  They spread their legs wide and don't have enough weight to break the surface tension!  Quite a miraculous trait!

At one place along the trail, I started seeing walnuts!

Sure enough, it was a black walnut tree!  Compound leaves!  And what's that?!  Soaring in the sky?

A large bird was up there.  And he was as interested in us and I was in him!

As he swooped down closer, I got a good shot!

It was a Turkey Vulture!  Recognizable by the white feather tips all along his wings---and also by his ugly red head!  Maybe he was hoping we would fall in the water and die going over the falls!  As they only eat carrion!  Preferably freshly dead!

As we looked across the river at a mansion-sized home, I thought I saw some movement across the trees.

A large black bird was flying parallel to the water on the other side of the river.  It was a long way away, but I took the photos anyway.

It wasn't in great focus---but it was enough information for me to determine it was a "Double-crested Cormorant!"

They look like this up close!  (Not my photo.)  It would have been fun to see them with their teal eyes and twin crests on either side of their heads.  Apparently the inside of the mouth is brilliant teal blue as well!

I did catch one landing near the falls a little later, though!  They can use their wings to swim under the water as they pursue their fish prey!

Back on the trail, we came across a dead Worm Millipede!

Thousands of little tiny legs!

I knew this tree was significant---I remembered the leaf pattern.  Later, family would tell me it was a Paw Paw tree.  They grow edible fruits!  Native Americans ate them.  Early American Settlers enjoyed them!  Lewis and Clark expedition members subsisted on them for a time!

Because he had heard from his Minnesota relatives that I was a squirrel sympathizer, this one stood perfectly still on a tree beside the trail so I could take a close up of him!  I love the little heart shape in the folds of his ear!  There is also more brown in his face that the gray squirrels in Minnesota.

We came to the overlooks of the falls and I had forgotten how massive they were.  The power of the river rushing over them was loud and intimidating!

But this Mallard couple was unmoved and just out for a scenic flight!

Overhead, several large black buzzards circled!  The wing pattern from below was different from the Turkey Vulture!  Just white on the tips of the wings and weirdly white feet!

Also carrion eaters---these Black Vultures were hanging out all over the falls!

  Perhaps waiting for one of us to make a false move!

So freaky looking with their gray hooded heads!

I think this one was doing a ritual dance to bring some animal over the falls to it's death!

Perhaps one of the crazy kayakers that were running the falls that day!

They had to use nose plugs to keep from drowning!

Almost invisible until they moved, Blue Herons were everywhere!  Can you find 3 in this photo?

So graceful when they take flight!  Such beautiful curves!

Beautiful to behold in serene flight over the raging waters!

But somewhat awkward when they land and fold their giant wings back up!

We would go on to visit family near Leesburg and have fun playing in creeks.

And picnicking under enormous Black Walnut and Tulip Poplar trees.

Where Bluebirds would bring worms to their fledgling babies.

In the early morning, we would fly back home out of the most beautiful airport in the world!

The stunningly beautiful Dulles Airport!  A place I would come as a teenager just to enjoy the vast curving architecture and watch the airplanes take off and land.

Virginia is for Lovers!  Lovers of beauty and nature and good friends and family!

It was a lovely, lovely trip!