Saturday, May 14, 2011
Weed and Feed
So the conversation went like this.
Husband: "I'm going to pick up some weed and feed at Home Depot today."
Me: "You're not going to kill the DANDELIONS, are you?!!!?"
Husband: "Well, yes. That's the whole point!"
Me: "Oh....but don't you think the dandelions are PRETTY?!!?"
Me: "Well, I know a whole YARD full of them wouldn't be, but just one at a time?"
Me: "But they are free! And so very bright and happy!"
Husband: "They take over the yard and ruin the grass."
Me: "Can't you say ANYTHING nice about them?!"
Husband: "No. (has my wife lost it??)"
Me: "You HAVE to say something nice about them! I blogged about them yesterday and how I wanted to be just like them!!!"
Husband: (Laughing his head off) "Okay. Dandelions are Dandy."
I pouted the whole way to the store.
He still got the weed and feed.